====== Geometrische Feiertage ====== An den **Geometrischen Feiertagen** werden verschiedene Seiten __Aspekte__ der Geometrie gefeiert. ===== Die Feiertage ===== ==== Pentawoch ==== **61 Chs**\\ Celebrating pentagons, pentagrams, and other pentilaterals. The law of the five-day celebration is never wrong. ==== Pentasaura ==== **65 Chs**\\ The holyday that started Pentaweek by ending Pentaweek is being ret-conned as so ancient that it qualifies for the dinosaur naming conventions. ==== Quadratshin ==== **65 Dsc**\\ Celebrating squares and other quadrilaterals. ==== Haltrieen ==== **64 Cfn**\\ The night before All Triangle’s Day, marked by intoxication and trying to cut things into right-angled triangles. ==== Allerdreiecken ==== **65 Cfn**\\ Celebrating triangles, geometry’s most beautiful shape. ==== Messe der Zweiseitigkeit ==== **between Cfn–Afm**\\ If I were to suggest that between Confusion and The Aftermath there is a two-sided holyday existing within the calendar, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the holyday is too brief to be revealed even by our most accurate timers. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a holyday were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sweetmorn, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time. ==== Kreisnachten ==== **65 Afm**\\ Celebrating circles, geometry’s most boring shape. ===== Quellen ===== [[https://sinxpi.wordpress.com/discordian-calendar-holydays/#geometric|sinxpi: Geometric Holydays]]